Monday, April 9, 2018

the new league is going to do away with kickoffs, so I thus already hate the new league

The Alliance of American Football (TAOAF), which is the dumbest name for an organization since the Fourth Reich, is the new NFL minor league.

To experiment, and (in theory) to lessen injuries, they have already decided they'll do away with the kickoff.  A concept that has been part of the game for over 80 years.  Because why not.

We also need to do away with the extra point, because folks can get injured on that play too.

While we're at it, who needs running plays anymore?  Just pass the ball like it's a backyard game, it'll still be exciting.

You know, one would think that TAOAF would be in the business of not emulating the NFL's current worst mistakes.  Mainly, mortgaging the game's future for the sake of interest groups, biased reporters, and do-gooders whose purpose is to get rid of the NFL entirely.

Instead, right out of the gates, TAOAF seems ready to adopt the NFL's same destructive policies.  Only they'll go further, without even one game being played.  I thus already hate the new league.

Idiots

No comments:

Post a Comment