Kirk Cousins requests trade by calmly handing Daniel Snyder and Bruce Allen theraputic self-portrait of current state of franchise without comment.

I'm so very sorry you're here

Well, the new league year starts at 4pm Eastern today.  We've done this before.  We've done a terrible, mindless NFL blog before.  It didn't quite work out, but it was a lot of fun.  So we'll try it again.

If you're here, then I'm sorry.  I'm so very sorry you're here.  For there are better things to do with your time.  Or better places to visit.  But at least (hopefully) you can enjoy your brief time here.  Or maybe learn a little about this great game.

For here you shall find knowledge.  And like my other degenerate hovel, the knowledge ye shall find here is mind boggling.  So strap yourselves in.  It's football!  It's lunacy!  It's awesome.  Enjoy life.